Monday, March 24, 2008

Bless Me Cheesus

We have got to start looking at our food before we eat it People!

A youth minister in Houston, Texas was snacking on some Cheetos and found this holy nugget. At first he thought it kinda looked like a dog, then he turned it around and the heavens opened and the angels sang. It was Cheesus!

I saw this news item on CNN Headline News ... when the guy said he nicknamed it Cheesus I started laughing ... and about 7 minutes later I was still giggling like crazy. Cheesus! I gotta say, it made my day. Which kinda indicates the day I was having.

I think Cheesus looks like he might have leprosy or something. Whatever, it was an Easter miracle. And did you know if you type Cheesus in a Google search you get this?

I probably could have created a better post, but to be honest ... I'm still laughing. Forgive me Cheesus ... but I am laughing at you.

44 Astute Observations:

Jessica said...

Yay, haha I needed a laugh. :)

darlene said...

now that is funny.....and what is even funnier...is that i am at yur site...the same time u are at mine......lmao!!

Drowsey Monkey said...

jessica - glad I could help! :)

darlene ... that is freaky! LOL

Corrina said...

That whole post cracked me up! And as for where one ends up when one Googles "Cheesus"... Are they serious?? LOL!

Drowsey Monkey said...

corrina - I think they are! :D

Kathy said...

DM -- You may be aware I have a little collection going. It is my hope one day to make some money like those crazy people on eBay. You never know.

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Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OK...I already told you what I think the majority of Cheetos look like...so I'm keeping my big trap SHUT on this topic! ;)

However...that Cheesus is fricken hilarious looking! Who'da thunk one could find simply God by opening a bag of Cheetos?!? I'm gonna go open a bag RIGHT NOW!

Miss Moneypenny said...

Does Cheesus Save?
If so, does Cheesus crown his saved sheep with a Cheese Curl of Glory? :-)

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Bob Johnson said...

Just goes to show you, just never know where Cheesus is, must always be on our best behaviour.

Robert said...

Lord tunderin Cheesus that's funny...:)))

Marvin the Martian said...

You know, this practice of finding shapes in food (especially shapes of revered objects or entities) is the same thing as cloud-watching, only with firmer objects which can be preserved and bought and sold.

I think I will stick to cloud-watching. I saw a Roman aqueduct in the sky the other day. That was wacky enough for me.

Beetle said...

Oh I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes! And the leprosy bit just about finished me off! Hilarious!!!

Janna said...

Wow!
I ate a bag of Cheetos yesterday and I didn't even look at ANY of them!
I might have eaten the apostle Paul or the Virgin Mary without even knowing it!
At least I still have this box of Corn Flakes I can sort through....

Becky said...

Dude, now I want some Cheesus!

Mushy said...

That is so funny! Cheesus!

Drowsey Monkey said...

kathy ... oh yeah, lol I forgot about that! The carrots are my favorites ;)

olga - I thought you told me they all looked like a certain mail body part? Cheeto porn? LOL

mm - lol @ cheese curl of glory. A meme clearance sale huh? I'll have to check it out.

bob - I've probably eaten a ton of cheesuses, I'm going to hell! lol

robert - I have relatives that actually say that...ahahahaha

marvin - but ya can't sell a cloud on ebay ... or maybe you can, I should look into that ;)

beetle - seriously, I giggled for about 7 minutes solid ... almost without breathing. Cracks me up!

janna - ahahahaha! Oh lordy ... heaven forbit the virgin mary! Maybe even the baby cheesus!?!

becky - you're very susceptible! lol oohhhh...you want to eat some cheeetoooos....

mushy ... cheesus save me!

Claire said...

How do they know its cheesus, I see no cheese puff balls?

Drowsey Monkey said...

Only the holy see the real truth clair, LOL

Dave Coulter said...

I don't know about that cheeto but it gave me an idea to market kids vitamins in the shape of assorted religious figures.

Instead of Fred Flinstone you could have John the Baptist...or Shiva!

Drowsey Monkey said...

I think that probably exists somewhere, lol. Apparently someone thought it looked like the guy from Forrest Gump, I didn't see the movie so didn't get it, but after looking at the cheesus, he looks like he may have had his legs amputated ... hence the connection to capt dan or someone from gump. But his legs probably aren't amputated...he's just kneeling.


LOL @ my analogy!

Don said...

I wonder how Cheesus felt when upon revealing himself, he was immediately mistaken for a dog!

Drowsey Monkey said...

Well don, dog spelled backwards...ya know! ;)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OOooooh....GOOD one Drowsey! :)

Drowsey Monkey said...

lol...it seems even more real now!

Lee said...

Just wait, they'll put that up for sale on eBay and raise enough money to build a new church.

Casdok said...

Wow! Lol!!

meleah rebeccah said...

Cheesus = HYSTERICAL.

Ruth said...

I think poor Cheesus' legs were amputated at the knee. And I don't think he has any hands either. Seems like he coulda done something about that.

val said...

And you were googling Cheesus because...?

Drowsey Monkey said...

lee - sell cheesus? isn't that sac religious or something?

ruth - yes, a miracle is needed.

val - 'cause I was curious. I saw it on CNN, believe it or not, lol...so I googled it...I'm like pavlov's dog

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Yea ... I like cheese. You can never hide the fact that you have been eating cheesy poofs, cause` they stain everything orange... my fingers, my keyboard, my, my mouse, my .... ( )

Drowsey Monkey said...

speedy ... Napkins.

Chris said...

HAAAAAA!!!!!
When will Cheesus be on ebay? Maybe I'll settle for a T-Shirt.
:)
LOL

Drowsey Monkey said...

Aren't you in Illinois? You need a cornflake mug for your breakfast :)

Big Momma Pimpalishisness said...

Personally, I thought it looked like a fetus. Like on those movies and pictures they show of what an abortion looks like or those 3D ultrasounds. A "Cheetus".

But I'm not seeing how this resembles Jesus anymore than it does an everyday, normal praying amputee with good posture, big nose, and skin boils.

Lorelei said...

He looks good enough to eat. This reminds me of your blue eggs post. I'd eat them too.

The_Mrs said...

Do these people really have time to inspect their food.. bit by bit?!

My gawd... food doesn't last a nano second around this place! We could be ingesting the answer to 'what is the meaning of life' and not even know it!

Crafty Mommy said...

Cheesey! I love it! Thanks for the laugh! :)

Drowsey Monkey said...

First ... everyone should go read big momma's post ... http://www.theresneveraline.com/2008/03/very-important-matter-indeed.html
It's hysterical.

Big Momma - like I said to Clair, you have to be holy to see it...LOL (Cheetus ... I like it)

lorelei - I do post about food a lot don't I?

mrs - It's weird, I had a bag of chips today, and looked at every one! LOL I got full faster! So it's a great diet AND financial tool.

crafty - my pleasure :)

Rose DesRochers said...

That's it - I'm hoing to start looking at these Hawkins cheezies I'm munching on a lot closer.

The Super Bongo said...

cheesus! hehhehehehehehehehe

Drowsey Monkey said...

rose - I really am looking before eating now!

bongo - I know, it still makes me laugh, LOL

Michele said...

it's funny how people notice stuff like that. I read on another blog that a cornflake was sold for some astounding amount of money cause it was in the shape of iowa or some state. Crazy!

I think Cheesus is the best though, great name. I'll never look at cheetos the same again.

Drowsey Monkey said...

michele - yep, crazy! That post was right here, LOL ... check my previous post ;)